The End Of the Kingdom ... For No Army Can Stop This terror ... aaaggghhh
Here is an official explanation of why the noblest knight of them all was forced to stoop down to the level of cleanin out the bowls for his survival.Twas a pleasant afternoon in the kingdom of "UNIY Trivandrum" and all the nobles and knights were having their lunch in the peace and harmony that was supreme in this kingdom. But of late that peace has begun to tremble at its very foundations due to the entry of a new terror into the lives of these humble people. It is a monster like none other .. Not only does it feed off the humiliation of the helpless humans, but it also steals all of their food. The peasants toil day and night for food for the kingdom, only to have it all destroyed and eaten in a single gulp by the monster known only as DIPATNONY"!!! MAY YOUR SOULS BE SPARED .... FOR HAVING NOW UTTERED THE NAME OF THE UNSTOPPABLE EATING MONSTER, YOU ARE SURE TO INCUR ITS WRATH. You shall be forced to feed of crumbs and garbage (actually the monster doesnt leave garbage either) ... Therefore I was helpess .. I needed to wipe the bowls clean for any drop of food for my survival. If this is a disgrace to the knights, then indeed, we are now in a period of darkness... where honour is useless and no amount of food will be able to satisfy the needs of the creature known only as the "DIPANTONY" ... AAAAAARRRGGHHH !!
posted by Rohin @ 8:33 pm
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